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Oct. 30th, 2012 05:40 pmI do not like eggs.
Not even a little bit.
In fact, I hate eggs. I won't eat them, unless they're heavily disguised in a bread product. Eggs are the only food that I refuse to eat (except for things that I'm allergic to, which doesn't count).
When an angry friend who thought she was God's Gift To Cooking decided to serve tofu, dredged in yellow cornmeal and then 'fried' in Pam cooking spray on a non-stick skillet until the tofu got kind of funky tasting and the cornmeal bits turned sort of black and charry, accompanied by Uncle Ben's instant, frost-burned microwaved wet and slimy broccoli, I actually consumed that food with a pleasant smile like unto a statue. I wasn't happy about it, but I did it. I put that food in my mouth, chewed, swallowed, and finished my serving.
But if I am served with a plate of eggs, I have to look away.
They are gross, creepy weird things, and I do not like them.
Which brings us to this evening. The Pook's ultra-natural single ingredient special dog diet was delayed because of the storm, so he's been eating nothing but rice and yogurt for the past few days. Yogurt is one of the few proteins his IBD digestive system can have. Normally, he likes the occasional yogurt meal, but this morning, he sighed over his dairy product and looked peaky. The only other proteins are venison, duck, and....eggs.
So tonight....did I?( clicky clicky for the poll )
Not even a little bit.
In fact, I hate eggs. I won't eat them, unless they're heavily disguised in a bread product. Eggs are the only food that I refuse to eat (except for things that I'm allergic to, which doesn't count).
When an angry friend who thought she was God's Gift To Cooking decided to serve tofu, dredged in yellow cornmeal and then 'fried' in Pam cooking spray on a non-stick skillet until the tofu got kind of funky tasting and the cornmeal bits turned sort of black and charry, accompanied by Uncle Ben's instant, frost-burned microwaved wet and slimy broccoli, I actually consumed that food with a pleasant smile like unto a statue. I wasn't happy about it, but I did it. I put that food in my mouth, chewed, swallowed, and finished my serving.
But if I am served with a plate of eggs, I have to look away.
They are gross, creepy weird things, and I do not like them.
Which brings us to this evening. The Pook's ultra-natural single ingredient special dog diet was delayed because of the storm, so he's been eating nothing but rice and yogurt for the past few days. Yogurt is one of the few proteins his IBD digestive system can have. Normally, he likes the occasional yogurt meal, but this morning, he sighed over his dairy product and looked peaky. The only other proteins are venison, duck, and....eggs.
So tonight....did I?( clicky clicky for the poll )
